Hold Your Techno Horses

Anyone planning to head up to Ryde tonight for Techno For An Answer, cancel your horse and carriage as due to “uncontrollable circumstances” (blimey, sounds serious) the gig has been cancelled.

Big apology from the organisers and smacked bottom for whoever put a spanner in the works (unless of course something terrible has happened – in which case, you have my deepest condolences).

Don’t say we didn’t let you know!