More news items submitted by Pappa Clip. As always, you need to confirm them for yourselves. Ed
The discovery of an entirely new species of dinosaur was announced today.
“We are all very excited” said Professor Beard of the Isle Of Wight University. “The find was entirely unexpected as the almost complete skeleton was laying in the middle of a large group of Tyrannosaur – in a sort of dinosaur graveyard if you will.
“It was only after the most meticulous examination that I was able to recognise that this particular specimen – identical in every other way to those surrounding it – was deserving of an entirely different latin name.”
Provisionally I am calling it ‘Tyrannosaurus Beardicus’
Pension management
A leaked document from the Office of Pensions and Social Services today revealed that the current endeavours to encourage OAP’s to partake in extreme sports such as long-distance running, judo and triathlons is working remarkably well.
“They’re dropping like flies” the report concludes.
