With news today that Red Funnel are cutting some of their lunchtime services due to the increase in fuel charges, and Wight Link’s decision to introduce a fuel surcharge to all passengers, we thought the latest news out of our favourite satirical website, News Biscuit, would bring a welcome smile to your faces.
They report that …
International Rescue, commonly known as Thunderbirds, has announced that they have been forced to limit their world-saving activities due to soaring fuel costs. ‘Given that rocket fuel and petrol prices are hitting $120 per barrel, we are having to limit rescue missions by only sending one Thunderbird craft at a time and using public transport for non-emergency missions,’ admitted Scott Tracy.
Read the rest of the article and brighten up your day.
