Isle of Wight election: Caption competition (#1?)

Someone who received the election brochure of the Conservative candidate who hopes to take over Roger Mazillius’ old ward of Cowes South & Northwood got in touch with us.

They sent us a photo from the brochure of John Nicholson – the very same hopeful.

As the donor of the photo said, “Can’t help thinking it would make a wonderful caption competition”.

Your suggestions please
Out of the context of the rest of the candidate’s leaflet, it does seem rather strange and it’s pretty hard to understand when it might make sense, so it does appear to be crying out for caption suggestion, doesn’t it?

(If you find other photos on candidates forms which might work as other caption competitions, please feel free to send them our way).

Obviously it goes without saying that suggestions made should be within the bounds of decency.

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