This coming Saturday sees the return of Revenge of the Lawn to the back room of the Simeon Arms in Ryde.
They tell us that having made £25 for playing at the High Park Tavern in Ryde on Friday, Revenge of the Lawn immediately squandered the whole fee on buying a very small island a quarter of a mile off the north east coast of the Isle of Wight.
The island emerges at very low spring tides and therefore only appears a very few times each year.
They are hoping to build amusement arcades and take-aways, raised on piles, which they hope will recoup the money they spent on it.
In the meantime, you can catch them playing again on Saturday night with support from The Bungle Chords.
Highly recommended, especially as entry is just £1!