Department For Children, Schools And Families To ‘Give Up On Schools’

Although we only ran a News Biscuit article on Friday last week – seeing this baby out this morning, we couldn’t resist linking through to it. It’s particularly poignant for some. Ed

Department For Children, Schools And Families To 'Give Up On Schools'Citing despair at the length of time it was taking to receive its results covering a whole year of efforts on the administration and direction of the nation’s schools the Department for Children, Schools and Families has announced that it is dropping the subject of Education to concentrate more on its other core topics where it feels it has a greater chance of success.

The DCSF apparently doesn’t think it’s done very well anyway and although it feels other departments would soon be on the phone to congratulate it on its results no matter what, and try to sound positive about everything, it’s still standing by its decision to ‘let that one go’ so it can be a bit more diligent with ‘the other stuff’.

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