Isle of Wight Words: Cruckle

Isle of Wight WordsMore Island words defined by the excellent series, Mr Caulkhead’s Isle of Wight colloquialism (background).

Cruckle: To walk with a stoop

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Mr Caulkhead defines Cruckle.

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VentnorLad
8, July 2023 12:51 pm

I’d rather gouge out my own eyes with a rusty soup spoon.

Rockhopper
8, July 2023 5:12 pm

Apart from the obvious “cons” of working for BS …£23.5k salary in London??!! Must be having a laugh …

chartman
8, July 2023 5:34 pm

You need a qualification in BBQ sausages to apply…

Jenny Smart
8, July 2023 6:18 pm

What happened to the previous incumbent?

I guess Bobs staff are abandoning the sinking ship, and sourcing new jobs, before BBQ Bob is kicked out on his derrière at the next general election.

tmhj
8, July 2023 7:36 pm

I worked for the home office for 19yrs living in London. My pay was that 16yrs ago. They are having a laugh. If I got the job with my mouth being so opinionated at how bad they island is and how this needs to be sorted out I would give myself less then 7hrs working for him. He is supposed to work on our behalf yet nothing… Read more »

thedocker18
9, July 2023 4:45 pm

Ha ha ha haha ha hahahaha, haha ha ha hahahaahhhaah, cough, ha, hahahaha, cough cough splutter, cough, hahahahahhahahhhahhhhahahhahahah. (Dries eyes and wipes nose), oh, not had such a laugh in ages. That was funny. Work for Bob on a care worker’s salary. So funny.

lauque
9, July 2023 10:32 pm

Nope. Not if he tripled it and made it flexitime.

YJC
10, July 2023 7:16 am

Politic graduates often work for nothing to gain experience so hopefully, there will be people applying to gain experience and earn some money along the way.

Angela Hewitt
10, July 2023 8:11 am

Hopefully, but sdly for the applicant, they won’t be in the job for very long

twig61
10, July 2023 9:09 am

The advert has it’s tongue stuck so firmly in its cheek, I’m surprised the author hasn’t had to have it removed surgically.”The fun doesn’t stop there!”
Imagine the jolly japes. Whoever gets it must take their own cardboard box and foodbank vouchers as rent and food in London would cost double that. If that’s London weighting, imagine what regional wages are.

henry
10, July 2023 12:05 pm

Does the applicant need to be fluent in Russian?

vitabrevis
10, July 2023 3:27 pm

“Fancy working for Bob Seely?” aka fancy doing Bob’s job for him?

Tim
11, July 2023 8:09 am

Come off it Simon Perry, its way too early for April Fools Day stories

Snowwolf1
12, July 2023 11:38 am

One must ask: How the hell did he become a MP?

VentnorLad
Reply to  Snowwolf1
12, July 2023 12:46 pm

There is a certain demographic that would vote for a bucket of sick if it had a blue rosette on it.

A bucket of sick wouldn’t be any worse than our current MP.

Mark L Francis
22, August 2023 7:13 pm

Yay! Sign me up immediately!
I have a cat that would be fantastic at this job.

Mark L Francis
22, August 2023 8:29 pm

…and for a cat, that’s good pay.

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