There’s drunk, there’s really drunk … and there’s so drunk that your battling against all the odds and really should just sit down and let it pass.
The bod in the video below is way past that.
Watch it – you’ll stare in disbelief, smile, gasp and laugh out loud. It’s a journey.
Rarely has such a short distance taken so long to conquer.
Battling against the brain
It’s amazing to watch his brain battle against the problem of walking up the hill, confusingly instructing his body to angle itself in the opposite direction – way opposite. This certainly adds to the complexity of the already clearly confusing situation.
The guy’s a fighter – he just doesn’t give up. Rests – yes – but doesn’t give up.
Happily, he’s quite clearly amused at the situation as he wisely, but briefly, gathers his composure.
Composure
He manages to hold it together too until he makes the mistake of listening to the wall, which must have whispered something in his ear along the lines of, “Why don’t you cross the road?”
On getting close to the road, he becomes unsure of the wisdom of the idea and goes back to check with the wall, which appears to reassure him that it’s all OK.
Gasps and hilarity
That’s where the gasps begin – and hilarity. Perhaps it’s in relief that he doesn’t come to harm that makes you lol.
It’s all capped by a perfect pratfall.
Does anyone else wonder if he is indeed a highly-trained mime artist, performing his perfected study of a way drunk bloke might walk up an incline?
Do we really need to say this? Drinking to the point of anything close to 100 miles of this isn’t going to do anything positive for your health.
