'Cameron to invade Isle of Wight' is the title of an article detailing the secret plans that Prime Minister David Cameron has drawn up to boost his popularity with an island-based war.
If you enjoyed our April Fools articles this morning, why not dip into the archive going back as far as 2006 for some of our other April Fools articles.
Many thanks to Einstein's Ghost for his latest spoof submission, playing on the ignorance of those Mainland-jockeys who think the Isle of Wight is 30 years behind the rest of the UK.