Satirist Craig Brown has imagined what Donald Trump might get up to if he was to be elected President of the US. It's not looking good for the Isle of Wight!
We've actually got one of the drives that NewsBiscuit was talking about when taking a friendly-poke at the Isle of Wight's reputation for being behind the times.
'Cameron to invade Isle of Wight' is the title of an article detailing the secret plans that Prime Minister David Cameron has drawn up to boost his popularity with an island-based war.
If you enjoyed our April Fools articles this morning, why not dip into the archive going back as far as 2006 for some of our other April Fools articles.
Many thanks to Einstein's Ghost for his latest spoof submission, playing on the ignorance of those Mainland-jockeys who think the Isle of Wight is 30 years behind the rest of the UK.